@#$% YOU MICRO$OFT!
@#$% you to @#$%. @#$% you! We did have it longer than most people that fried theirs, having bought it in December. We ventilated it with a fan constantly and all that. Took good care of it. But Zach managed to get the game I'd been waiting like, a year for today - Bioshock -- from Toys R Us (Toys R Us is possibly going to get sued for releasing it before the date they were supposed to, and fined $15,000 or so for every copy they sold. O__O). I was so happy. Here was the game I'd wanted to play forever...not to mention Beautiful Katamari coming soon, in a couple months.
The @#$% system had like, several games I played over the half a year or whatever. He's played tons. RIGHT when they start making games I wanna play Bioshock kills it. Really. I'd just hacked a bot and something else, getting 2 achievements...and the screen froze. Then when I rebooted we got THE RED RING OF DEATH.
@#$$%.
Micro$oft takes a couple weeks to send the box we have to mail it back in, and then a couple MONTHS to send us a "refurbished" one. -_- F- that. We pay $500 and this happens?! Plus at Microcenter we bought one of their plans because the dude said they'd fix it for us if we got the ring.
THEY LIED.
Zach called and they said nope. After the Xbox Warranty, then their plan goes into effect. The Xbox warranty is 3 f-ing years long. Gawd I hate this company. Why would you make a system that doesn't work and dies?!!! Why release it?!
Plus, even though we get a "refurbed" system, we won't get our old one back - and the LIVE things we PAID for (videos, games) won't work on a new console? The hard drives don't like new concoles? Is this what I hear? Holy @#$% ing @#$%!
Even as a child, Zoro was strong enough to defeat most adults. However, there was one person Zoro could not beat - his sensei's daughter, Kuina. After their 2000th fight Zoro challenged her in private for one more match - with real swords. He lost. The two make a promise - that either of them must become the worlds best swordsman. The next day, Kuina died falling down the stairs of her house. Zoro, remembering the promise, decided to fulfil it for both of them and he asked the teacher for Kuina's sword, Wadou Ichimounji. (Sometimes called Ghost.) He started to develop a new fighting style - santoryu (three-swords-style). Before her sudden death, Zoro fought with two swords but after her death, Zoro started using her sword as well, clenched in his mouth.
Zoro originally was a bounty hunter, with ambitions of becoming the greatest swordsman in the world. However a
moment of kindness landed Zoro in trouble with Helmeppo, the wimpy son of the Marine captain Axe-Hand Morgan. Zoro joined Monkey D. Luffy's
crew after being saved from execution by the Marines, and is now one of
Luffy's "Straw Hat pirates". Holding on to his dream of becoming the
greatest swordsman in the world he only joined Luffy to accomplish that
goal, though Luffy doesn't mind - on the contrary, he only sees it
natural that the greatest swordsman and the greatest pirate are on the
same
crew.
Sandai Kitetsu a cursed blade which will cut nearly everything his owner will wish to cut
Yubashiri an extremely light blade, able to perform swift techniques with :has been broken, but he still keeps it.
Wado Ichimounji Kuina's sword and a legendary blade
To go right along with his legendary swords themselves, Zoro ranks high above average than the ordinary human - without ever eating a devilfruit. He has abnormal speed and lifting capacity, as demonstrated when he perfoms his various manuevers (such as lifting a huge section of a destroyed building). He also has an abnormal amount of stamina, able to withstand massive blood loss and prolonged battles as well as huge amounts of alcohol.
Elly is from my site, air-lobster.com. She is a nekomata: a creature from a Japanese superstition that a cat 10 years old would develop a split tail and magical powers. In many of my Lemonfingers pieces she's depicted as an espeon from Pokemon (an espeon resembles a nekomata).
SOMETIMES I WRITE TOO MUCH. And I don't always write erotica. Some of these pieces are simply romantic.
Elly Roronoa Sketchit (sometimes known as Sanji's Angel, previously known as L4J, maiden name Mango) is actually Michelle Taylor, a 30-something insane artist. I've always needed to rein in the obsessive compulsiveness I generate over the dear swordsman from One Piece. Drawing as well as writing these pieces keeps my mind more or less in check. I have many fanart sites but the ones I'm using right now are here and here.
I'm VERY possessive of the dear so don't start a fan girl fight okplzthnx.
I'm dyslexic. I tend to type quickly and reverse words when I'm excited, and despite frequent spell checks I often twist words around. Be kind if you find a mistake.
I don't really want in depth critiques on my work - technically I'm an artist, not a writer and I gave up editing my own pieces a long time ago. I can always find things wrong with them. So unless it's a major inconsistency or something you really wanna help me fix don't bother pointing it out. I say this because I write self-insert (what some unkind people refer to as Mary Jane or Mary Sue) stories and I get many flames because of that. Once my email and website were hacked by an entire gang of preteens. They were desperately trying to prove I was a pedophile and even tried to ask me out multiple times, baiting me. EW, okay? So yeah I'm married and not a dangerous pervert. Just a regular one.
The Fave List
Anime: ONE PIECE (Japanese please!)
Band: They Might Be Giants, Lifeseeker
Movie: Ghostbusters, Spaceballs
Food: Blood rare meat/sushi (seeing a trend)
Drink(s): Coffee, sake, beer, water
Game(s): Silent Hill (any), Dead Rising, Katamari
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